29 June 2008

the things kids say

Just when you think kids have mastered the English language, they get things just a little confused. Last Monday to Friday I taught the preschool Bible lesson at VBS. One night when we were talking about heaven, a girl told me very matter of factly, "My uncle is in heaven. He passed out." A few minutes ago as I was trimming Joshua's nails, Patience came in to see why Joshua wasn't responding to her calls. His response was, "I'm getting my hands cut."

2 comments:

EEEEMommy said...

LOL :)
I wish I could pass out and visit heaven, except I might not want to come to again.

Hi. My name is Alanna. said...

That's so funny!

I love the things kids say.

Zeke FINALLY is ok with granola bars now. But for literally about 2 years every time he wanted one he would ask, "Mom, can I have a monkey bar?" then run to tell everyone, "We're getting monkey bars!! We're getting monkey bars!!" It was hilarious.